Aaron Burr, Sir

1776 New York City Pardon me Are you Aaron Burr sir That depends Who’s asking Oh well sure sir I’m Alexander Hamilton I’m at your service sir I have been looking for you I’m getting nervous Sir I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours I may have punched him It’s a blur sir He handles the financials You punched the bursar Yes I wanted to do what you did Graduate in two then join the revolution He looked at me like I was stupid I’m not stupid So how’d you do it How’d you graduate so fast It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed You’re an orphan Of course I’m an orphan God I wish there was a war Then we could prove that we’re worth more Than anyone bargained for Can I buy you a drink That would be nice While we’re talking let me offer you some free advice Talk less What Smile more Ha Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for You can’t be serious You wanna get ahead Yes Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead Yo yo yo yo yo What time is it Show time like I said Show time Show time Yo I’m John Laurens in the place to be Two pints o’ Sam Adams but I’m workin’ on three uh Those redcoats don’t want it with me Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I’m free Oui oui mon ami je m’appelle Lafayette The Lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say Bonsoir Tell the King Casse toi Who’s the best C’est moi Brrrah brraaah I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it lovin’ it yes I heard ya mother said Come again Ayyyyy Lock up ya daughters and horses of course It’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets Wow No more sex pour me another brew son Let’s raise a couple more To the revolution Well if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton college Aaron Burr Give us a verse drop some knowledge Good luck with that you’re takin’ a stand You spit I’m ‘a sit We’ll see where we land Boooo Burr the revolution’s imminent What do you stall for If you stand for nothing Burr what’ll you fall for Ooh Who are you Ooh Who are you Ooh Who are you Ooh who is this kid What’s he gonna do