Can't Say Fairer Than That

You barely know me And already you're installed You left your number Somewhere on my back it's scrawled Look I've enjoyed the few days The fun we had The memories may well linger I can't say fairer than that Don't tell me how it is That I should not behave Don't tell me secrets that You're taking to your grave I have to hand it to you Put into bat You'd made a good half century I can't say fairer than that Tell me something I don't know That I don't know I should Tell me somewhere I can go That I don't know I could She had the bluest eyes That I have ever seen Although being colour blind It could be they were green Women are always saying Do I look fat Could be you don't look thinner I can't say fairer than that You could argue we don't know How different we are made You insist that it's a shovel I say it's a spade You'd never know it but I'm very good at draughts I'll leave the front doors open As well as the backs Who wants to be in your shoes Who wants to be in mine Let's start by saying in your shoes I'd barely walk the line Of all the dirty low down Tricks you could have played I love the one where you Pretend to be depraved You have the kind of features From where I'm sat You'd make a fish look happy I can't say fairer than that Marks out of ten let's face it Caught in the act You'd rate at least a seven I can't say fairer than that