Policeman's Xmas Party

Welcome to the first day of the rest of my life The tension is so think you can cut it with a knife Something's happened Things will never be the same There's blood on the carpet I'm rewiring my brain I got some new friends down at West Valley PD You can change the channel but I'm all that's on TV The only good news is that he's going to be o.k. Got a bomb in my stomach but I'm dreaming that one day I'll be going to a Policeman's Xmas party Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor Going to a Policeman's Xmas party Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life 4 weeks later it's still raining in the park Marine with a gun guards my house now after dark I look for clues like I'm Inspector Clouseau You can have my money honey I just want to go Go to a policeman's Xmas party Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor Go to a policeman's Xmas party Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life... There's cops on the ceiling There's cops on the floor There's cops in the windows Cops breaking down the door You'll never feel safer in your life The captain even likes to get freaky on my wife We're going to a Policeman's Xmas party Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor Going to a Policeman's Xmas party Gonna have a good time for the rest... Welcome to the best day of the rest of my life My buddies broke the case and now it's gonna be alright Moral of the story, it don't matter who you are Be careful what you wish for they'll be calling you a rock star People from earth there's never been a harder core Party like this party in a million years or more The floor itself is hopping like a freaking kangaroo The D.J.'s in his P.J.'s playing..."everybody wants you!" Going to a policeman's Xmas party Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor Going to a policeman's Xmas party Going to have a good time the rest of my life! Take off your clothes Take off everything you are Take off your heart Get funky on the dance floor Going to have a good time for the rest