Career Opportunities

They offered me the office offered me the shop They said I'd better take anything they'd got Do you wanna make tea at the BBC Do you wanna be do you really wanna be a cop Career opportunities are the ones that never knock Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock Career opportunities the ones that never knock I hate the army and I hate the R A F I don't wanna go a fighting in the tropical heat I hate the civil service rules I won't open letter bombs for you Career opportunities the ones that never knocked Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock Career opportunity the one that never knocked Oi Bus driver ambulance man a ticket inspector I've done all of them They're gonna have to introduce conscription They're gonna have to take away my prescription If they wanna get me making toys If they wanna get me well hell I got no choice Career opportunities the ones that never knocked Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock Career opportunity the one that never knocked Careers Careers Careers That ain't never gonna knock