Curmudgeon (B-Side)

I can`t hide, no On the mantle I`m not sad Until I`m home It`s the season I`m all reason I have seen All I have grown Sheared at the seams Cheat on me And not seen At the seams I`m a lender I`m a planter I put something In the garden In the handle On the mantle I met Santa I met God I`m a lady Can you save me It`s the sulfur I have grown `Tis the season I`m all reason I have fleas So run on home