I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Live In Chicago)

Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!?, says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a whore" I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Oh! Well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Pour the champagne I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again