Handsome Man

Hello, did you miss me? I know I'm hard to resist Y'all can come and help me Pick the sweetcorn out of this It's hard to be humble when you're so fuckin' big Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig I'm going to milk it 'til it turns to cheese Tell your babes in arms and o.a.p's come and take a piece of me If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hand 'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man Y'all know who I am I'm still the boy next door That's if you're Lord Lichfield and Roger Moore Have I gone up in the world Or has the world gone down on me I'm the one who put the Brit in celebrity Give in and love it, what's the point in hating me? You can't argue with popularity Well you could but you'd be wrong oh If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't exist You voted for me Now let me see a show the world's most handsome man Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph (though it's not for me) Grip and grin, shake and fake,name and shame then I'm out of here It's not very complicated I'm just young and overrated ..whoa.. Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands Here before you stands Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you, now let me see a show of hands 'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man