Slumming On Park Avenue (Feat. Paul Weston & His Orchestra)

Put on your slumming clothes and get your car Let's go sightseeing where the high toned people are Come on, there's lots of fun in store for you See how the other half lives on Park Avenue Let's go slumming, take me slumming Let's go slumming on Park Avenue Let us hide behind a pair of fancy glasses And make faces when a member of the classes passes Let's go smelling where they're dwelling Sniffing ev'rything the way they do Let us go to it, they do it Why can't we do it too Let's go slumming, nose thumbing, on Park Avenue Let's go slumming, take me slumming Let's go slumming on Park Avenue Where the social hearts for Broadway lights are throbbing And they spend their nights in smart cafes hobknobbing, snobbing Come let's eye them, pass right by them Looking down our noses as they do Let us go to it, they do it Why can't we do it too Let's go slumming, crumb bumming, on Park Avenue