Before He Cheats

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached blond tramp and she's probably getting frisky right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing her how to shoot a combo And he don't know That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Right now, she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably saying, I'm drunk and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo* Oh, and he don't know That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl 'cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won't be on me No not on me 'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Oh, before he cheats oh, oh