Something In The Water (Does Not Compute) (LP Ver.)

Some people tell me i got great legs Can't figure out why u make me beg Does not compute (does not compute) Don't not compute (don't not compute) U think you're special, well so do i Why do special women make me cry? Does not compute (does not compute) It don't not compute (don't not compute) Must be something in the water they drink It's been the same with every girl i've had Must be something in the water they drink 'cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? Some people think i'm kinda cute But that don't compute when it comes 2 y-o-u It don't compute (don't not compute) Somethin' mama don't compute (don't not compute) What's the hangup? what's the scam? Guess u think i'm just another 1...1 of your fans It don't compute (don't not compute) Somethin' honey don't compute (don't not compute) Must be something in the water they drink It's been the same with every girl i've had Must be something in the water u drink 'cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? I've got 2 get 2 u, baby Some people think i'm kinda smart Why must a fella stop with u before he starts? It don't compute, mama (does not compute) Somethin' don't compute (don't not compute) I'd buy u clothing, buy u fancy cars But u gotta talk 2 me, baby, tell me who u really r Must be something in the water they drink It's been the same with every girl i've had Must be something in the water u drink Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? (must be something in the water u drink) (does not compute) (don't not compute) (don't not compute) (must be something in the water u drink) Bitch -- u think you're special? (must be something in the water u drink) So do i (second coming) (must be something in the water u drink) Why in god's name Do u wanna make me cry? Why? why? (must be something in the water u drink) I'd do anything 4 u, anything (must be something in the water u drink) Why don't u talk 2 me? (must be something in the water u drink) Tell me who u r (must be something in the water u drink) Don't do this 2 me (must be something in the water u drink) Please don't do this (must be something in the water u drink) Why? why? I do love u. i do. Or else i wouldn't go through all the things i do